ThermoNukePanda Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 I don't even know what to say about this one, so here's the short form.This dude (well, ex-dude now), Mao Sugiyama, is apparently an illustrator who defines "itself" as Asexual. He went on Twitter and basically threw out the offer that he would cook and serve his own dangly bits for the low low price of ¥100,000 (about $1,250 dollars ish)Creepy? Five people actually took the offer up, each paying around $250 to savor the scrotastic taste. Police were contacted, and they didn't care (no cannibalism laws in Japan! lol)Reportedly his junk functioned properly prior to the event and they "were served with Italian parsley and garnished with button mushrooms."You may not want to click the following link. It contains pictures, and other information such as the following:"Sugiyama had also intended to include his nipples on the menu, but his attempt to burn them off with sodium hydroxide did not result in anything usable."http://tinyurl.com/6lr6jhm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DUBL DUECE Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 Not sure if I would call him "asexual" I think "Dipshit" is more acurate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeeKnuckle Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 What does 15 minutes of fame cost? A couple nuts, apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dateranoth Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 Not sure if I would call him "asexual" I think "Dipshit" is more acurate.Nailed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeeKnuckle Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 Bet he won't have the balls to try that again.Sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevnvek Posted May 26, 2012 Share Posted May 26, 2012 Bet he won't have the balls to try that again.Sorry.lol irl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kira Onime Posted May 26, 2012 Share Posted May 26, 2012 Good job retard! BET YOU CAN'T FREAKING DO IT AGAIN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avahra Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 I have a pretty strong stomach...but this? This made me almost vomit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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