ThermoNukePanda Posted August 22, 2012 Share Posted August 22, 2012 http://www.fiftyshadesgenerator.com/Oh wow.... this is hilarious. You could write a book with it and probably make millions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avahra Posted August 22, 2012 Share Posted August 22, 2012 “The pounding makes me spritz my flange custard all over his pink tractor beam. With his long-dong silver slamming deep into my quim, the sensation of his pink tractor beam smashing my cervix made me quiver like Vanessa Feltz's diesel-powered vibrator. The unrelenting orgasms from his huge ***** thrusting my stench trench made me come so hard, I began sweating like a pregnant nun. He curled a giant colon cobra on my boobage just so he could suck it up like a hungry hungry hippo. He munched on my lunchmeat, even though I'd had my redwings for the best part of a week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThermoNukePanda Posted August 22, 2012 Author Share Posted August 22, 2012 Lmao @ "stench trench"!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGWyant Posted August 22, 2012 Share Posted August 22, 2012 Lol, and its better than the real book too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeeKnuckle Posted August 22, 2012 Share Posted August 22, 2012 Colon cobra will give me nightmares. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avahra Posted August 22, 2012 Share Posted August 22, 2012 So, I posted this to my facebook...aand it just so turns out my friend knows the person who actually made this glorious gem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dateranoth Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 Same here PK. Funny but oh so wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThermoNukePanda Posted August 25, 2012 Author Share Posted August 25, 2012 LOL!!!!".....Now, I've seen more helmets than Hitler, but the sight of his cervix cigar made my beige slime haemorrhage like Augustus Gloop at Willy Wonka's chocolate river." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skylark95 Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 Looks better than the book. Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
green grenades Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 i fapped Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siren Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 "Inserting a 10 inch purple battery-operated monster into my **** holster got me spraying minge mucus faster than a greased weasel ****. By now, my sperm socket was frothing like a leaky tap. My quim was trembling like a rat on acid. The unrelenting orgasms from his devil's bagpipe ******* my gaping clam cavern made me come so hard, I began sweating like a fat slag in a disco. After having my hatchet wound plowed, he then proceeded to plow my poop chute" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dateranoth Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Spraying Minge Mucus disturbs me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThermoNukePanda Posted September 6, 2012 Author Share Posted September 6, 2012 Yeah, that and the word "frothing" just is sooo not a sexy word. lol, Nice Siren. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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