Avahra Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 You know bees? Yeah, those guys. You know how they sometimes land on you and walk around? Well, turns out, it's not because they mistook you for a giant beautiful flower (though you are one, special tulip!), or because they're all tuckered out after a long day at the honey factory. It's because they're hungry. And your sadness is their fooHave your ilfe ruined here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaNfOoT Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 This sounds like something supervilian would create. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avahra Posted May 8, 2012 Author Share Posted May 8, 2012 Bee's are scary enough, i do not want them on my eyeballs.I had a horrible incident involving bees as a young child.Let's just say I was wearing a nightgown when I decided to kick over a nest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevnvek Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 For Avahra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dateranoth Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 By bullshit meter is peaking, but it's crazy enough for me to believe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avahra Posted May 8, 2012 Author Share Posted May 8, 2012 I've never seenthat movie or read that book, but I bet it's a lot more interesting than my bee story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dateranoth Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 My bee story just involved a lot of running and crying together. And toothpaste. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avahra Posted May 8, 2012 Author Share Posted May 8, 2012 Everyone knows its' baking soda that takes out the sting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dateranoth Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 Obviously I was misled. Maybe my grandmother was punishing me for misbehavior? The dozens of bee stings should have been enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avahra Posted May 8, 2012 Author Share Posted May 8, 2012 Maybe,let's go kick over a hive and test each theory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dateranoth Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 Only if you wear your nightgown. I'll pull out my map of the area. Of which betrayed me because I stepped right on a trap that I didn't place! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevnvek Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 Only if you wear your nightgown. I'll pull out my map of the area. Of which betrayed me because I stepped right on a trap that I didn't place!Roleplaying huh?The trap springs on Dateranoth's foot, critically hitting him for 12 points of damage.Do you put on your robe and wizard hat? y/n Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avahra Posted May 8, 2012 Author Share Posted May 8, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dateranoth Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 No damnit, I was actually mapping out some crazy map trap plan thing I had when I stepped on a yellow jacket nest as a kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeeKnuckle Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 You're weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dateranoth Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 Was, still am, and always will be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avahra Posted May 8, 2012 Author Share Posted May 8, 2012 I beat you too it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mandy Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 Bees are *****. And Benadryl is a helluva drug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avahra Posted May 8, 2012 Author Share Posted May 8, 2012 Benadryl makes me so sleepy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mandy Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 Me too. I am on the border of passion out again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevnvek Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 Me too. I am on the border of passion out again.*Waits patiently to see what happens when Mandy 'passions out'.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avahra Posted May 9, 2012 Author Share Posted May 9, 2012 Oh, you'll know it when you see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mandy Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 Keving I am not sure you could handle it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevnvek Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 Keving I am not sure you could handle it.Oh really?*puts on bomb squad gear*Bring it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dateranoth Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 I think raincoat would be more appropriate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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