ThermoNukePanda Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 Found on Mental Floss: (Check out the link for some of the videos)1. In preparation for mating, a male camel kind of pukes up a pink sac called a doula. It hangs out the side of its mouth while the camel drools excessively. Apparently female camels find this quite arousing. See for yourself:2. A hippo sprays his potential mate with his poo. 3. Similarly, a porcupine pees on his gal pal first.4. Male grasshoppers sing for their supper… er, sex. They have more than 400 songs they use to serenade a female and each one has a different meaning. For instance, “Can I buy you a drink?” is a different tune than “Want to come up for coffee?”5. If you’re impressed by puke, you’ll wish you were a white-fronted parrot. The male shows the female what a great mate he would make by regurgitating for her. 6. You can check out this jumping spider’s pick up lines in action:7. The mating ritual of the Argonaut octopus is pretty memorable and would be an absolute nightmare in nightclubs if men could do the same thing – the male is able to detach an arm full of sperm and let it swim over to the female to fertilize her. 8. The anglerfish has quite a disturbing ritual: the male bites the female and then injects an enzyme that fuses the two of them together. Then the male dies and rots away… at least, most of him does. A small bit of him stays attached to the female and releases sperm when spawning season rolls around.9. Flatworms are hermaphroditic, so they can be male or female. How do they decide when it comes to mating? Easy – they stab each other with their penises. Whichever worm penetrates the skin first gets to be the male.10. Mmm, urine. That’s what a male giraffe thinks, anyway. Before he’ll start wooing a mate, he samples her pee. If it tastes good, only then will he start to pursue her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThermoNukePanda Posted August 25, 2010 Author Share Posted August 25, 2010 9 is pretty damn funny/gross. Dueling Penii! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kira Onime Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 9 is....disturbing.. yet somewhat.. epic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Kev Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 Actually this is pretty close to how most humans mate. .. Have you ever gone to a Frat Party?I mean .. come on .. I pee on Tam all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avahra Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 This thread made my night. I've learned something, I need to step up my seduction game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThermoNukePanda Posted August 26, 2010 Author Share Posted August 26, 2010 This thread made my night. I've learned something, I need to step up my seduction game.I'm just glad I'm not an octopus and I can't detach an arm full of my spunk and shoot it at a gal like a torpedo. LoL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skylark95 Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 Despite how strange some of these are (erm... #9), I had to read all of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avahra Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 I don't know CHris just THINK of the possibilities. Not in that girls league? JUST TORPEDO HER WITH YOUR OCTO LEG!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StealthyShadows Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 I don't know CHris just THINK of the possibilities. Not in that girls league? JUST TORPEDO HER WITH YOUR OCTO LEG!!im pretty sure in atleast 5 states that would be considered rape Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avahra Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 It's EVOLUTION!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StealthyShadows Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 It's EVOLUTION!!!!alright, i may or may not need you to say that in my defense in a court of law. be back in an hour with the results of this field test Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avahra Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 I'll be preparing our defense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StealthyShadows Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 so long story short im no longer allowed back into the citadel mall, and the court date is september 29th. hope you prepared a good defense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThermoNukePanda Posted August 28, 2010 Author Share Posted August 28, 2010 so long story short im no longer allowed back into the citadel mall, and the court date is september 29th. hope you prepared a good defenseThe orange julius made you do it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StealthyShadows Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 The orange julius made you do it?i didnt even make it to the food court, so i dont think that will work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pogre Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 Who wants to bet Stealthy tried torpedo'ing against the wind... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StealthyShadows Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 Who wants to bet Stealthy tried torpedo'ing against the wind...i learned my lesson from that time i tried peeing into the wind. figured it would apply the same logic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avahra Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 Oh we've got a case! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StealthyShadows Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 Oh we've got a case!alright lets hear it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avahra Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 We're gonna claim it was a case of mistaken identity! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StealthyShadows Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 i love it! waht are our chances of success? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avahra Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 100% if I punch the judge in the face during intercourse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StealthyShadows Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 100% if I punch the judge in the face during intercoursei some how thing that might hurt our chances, but let me know how it works out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThermoNukePanda Posted August 28, 2010 Author Share Posted August 28, 2010 :Bolt.sml: 100% if I punch the judge in the face during intercourse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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