ThermoNukePanda Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Who uses the word "noggin" in a news story anymore? LoLAnyways, let's meet Andy Morris. Andy likes to drink. Andy also likes fighting on subway trains while drunk. What does Andy NOT like? Being thrown from the subway platform and landing on the third rail."A rolling argument began on the Queens-bound A train near the Jay St.-Borough Hall station. It spilled onto the platform about 10 stops later. Witnesses told cops that Morris was boozed up and belligerent and took a swing or two at a couple of other men.The ruckus attracted a ring of onlookers, including one who stepped forward and shoved Morris without warning. A police source said the person who pushed Morris was not one of the two younger men he was arguing with."REALLY? The dude is fighting two other guys and some retard comes up and shoves him onto the tracks? Wow. Talk about shocking. I'm glad it wasn't me who landed on the tracks though. I'd hate to think about that many joules running through my jewels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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