Fail of the Day Special - ESRB Ousts New Sega Game's Tight Lipped Plot and Does it with a Spectacular Explanation

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News about the new under developement title exclusively for the Kinect, Rise of Nightmares has been rather quiet since Sega announced the horror game at the Tokyo Game Show in 2010.  Sega can now thank the ESRB for not only letting the plot out of the bag, but also doing so in the "breast" describing way possible.

According to the ESRB description of the game, Rise of Nightmare will can contain:

"This is a horror-adventure game in which players assume the role of an American tourist who must rescue his wife from a deranged scientist. From a first-person perspective, players use brass knuckles, knives, hatchets, and chainsaws to kill zombie-like creatures and disfigured monsters inside a mansion environment. Combat is highlighted by exaggerated sprays of blood, and damage often results in dismemberment or decapitation—stray body parts sometimes litter the ground. Some sequences and cutscenes depict more intense acts of violence: a man screams loudly as spikes impale his body; a restrained character's hand is chopped off before he is killed; a character (cut in half) crawls away in a pool of blood; a soldier is ripped apart by a monster, causing blood to stain the screen. During the course of the game, some female creatures are depicted in revealing outfits (e.g., 'pasties' that partially cover their breasts); in one sequence, a woman sits on the central character's chest and engages in suggestive dialogue (e.g., 'Oh, how I've thought of this—night after night. How I've missed these lips.'). Dialogue also includes phrases such as 'Best sex of my life.'/'Worst sex of my life,' 'f**k,' and 'sh*t.'"  and yes, those asterisks are in the ESRB explanation.

Needless to say this won't be a Kinect game that Microsoft can advertise for a wholesome, family friendly experience.  Thanks ESRB!

via Joystiq

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