Fail of the Day - Mass Effect 3 Faces Anti Gay Reviews From Gamers

Gamers have been pouring into Metacritic to give their own reviews and score for Mass Effect 3 which just so happened to release at midnight. Unfortunately most of the reviews have been zeroes due to some fail worthy comments who apparently cannot stomach that you can have same sex relations in the game and astonishingly managed to beat a 20-40 hour game within 12 hours of release. This is just to merely serve as an embarrassment to the asshat cry babies in this world. *Caution ramblings below were not edited for spoilers or profane language. Read at your own risk*

gayme3scenes "Daaaaaaaang! I ain't know there was gay sex scenes in this game! I thought was gurrrbage but these scenes...they have renewed my faith in the game. This game made me want to go "Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!" I honestly thought this game was a load of garbage, until I got to the sex scenes. The gay ones, I mean. I would rate this game a -04, but instead it is getting a 10 from me due to the gay sex scenes that make this game the smash hit that it is!!"

HemburgerHolpor ""No Shepard" Kaidan Alenko grunted, as the commander began to mount up behind him, "I'm not ready for our relationship to go this far so soon...". Shepard stopped briefly, erect dick in hand, staring at Kaidan's virgin anus. A dialogue wheel appeared on screen, the traditional Bioware 3 choice system. -Don't worry, I'll be gentle -I'm hungry -You don't have a choice here The dialogue wheel spun to the bottom right and a devious smile spread over Shepard's face. Kaidan's screams reverbated throughout the Normandy as the reapers destroyed earth.… "

Scorpio594 "You biodrones will eat up any **** HURR THEYRE JUST MAD BECAUSE HOMOSEX HURR DLC IS A PART OF THE GAME DEAL WITH IT HURR THEYRE JUST TROLLS HURR THEY JUST READ THE SPOILERS ONLINE HURR THEYRE JUST MORONS HURR ILL JUST THROW OUT A TEN BECAUSE THIS GAME IS FUN HURR THESE NEGATIVE REVIEWS ARE JUST A JOKE HURR SO MANY WHINING KIDS Jesus **** Christ you guys, Get a life."

Visser8 "Anyone who defend this game is either too young to play good games or retarded homo-lovers instead of you finding the romance, this game practically forces romance onto you, not to mention the all-too-famous DA2 where the characters forces gay love upon you, I am giving this game a 1 because at least it doesn't have this in ME3 ALSO, your choices doesn't matter in ME3, the rachichi queen in ME1 is revived if you killed her, or indoctrinated into the reaper's side if you spare her, what the **** characters you killed off is instantly revived, and the reasons provided wERE worse than youtube comments, the dialogues wheel provided were poorly written paraphrases which gives little effect to your actions. I can't really get why everyone would even say ME3 has a good story, its almost on par with DA2 in terms of **** but oh well, I guess the console audience have been eating **** for so long that they don't care if major coporations like EA are spoon-feeding **** anymore"

Take note future parents in this world. This is why sometimes it is best if you use protection.

via Metacritic