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Best review of "50 Shades of Grey" ever!


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http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/340987215

Wow. This woman rips the book apart in quite a hilarious fashion, animated GIFs included. :)

I love this line.

"Christian's supposed sexual prowess makes a bit more sense now, as does Ana's assertion that he has a giant bologna wand. She has absolutely zero experience, and she's never once had anything "in there". Thing could be the size of a baby carrot and she'd still be like, "Oh, my glob! How is it ever going to fit?!"

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Yeah, I don't know what the appeal is. Basically it's a story of a supposed virgin woman who meets this scumbag of a dude who pretty much abuses her through BDSM for his own enjoyment (tied up, spanking, butt beads, all that stuff) and through the course of the three books she eventually tries to "change" him so they can live happily ever after.

Stupid stuff. haha

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