ThermoNukePanda Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 http://www.amazon.com/Conquered-Clippy-Erotic-Digital-Desires-ebook/dp/B00UJ01WBW/ Yes, someone seriously wrote an erotic fan-fiction digital novella..... about a paperclip. Christie Aackerlund doesn't need help with anything. So when the world's biggest technology company offers to fly her to a remote location and investigate an alien artifact, all by herself, she's all like "I'll do it! But the artifact isn't what it seems, and soon an overly helpful giant living paperclip is getting her all bent out of shape. I'm afraid, very afraid, but I can't wait to check out the user reviews of this in a few weeks once word starts getting around the internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dateranoth Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 Oh, there are some rolling in now. Pretty funny actually. Clippy taught me to laugh again, to love again. To trust again. I saw myself in the female protagonist with every sensual prod of Clippy's metal nubbin. But it wasn't just about the sex, oh no. It was about the intimate, sacred bond that can literally heal any wounded soul. A sacred bond of man and metal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThermoNukePanda Posted April 9, 2015 Author Share Posted April 9, 2015 The first page was legal mumbo jumbo. It was like the instructions on a box of condoms or the stuff you sign before buying a house: ignored.The next page was about the author. I mean, sure, it's pretty cool seeing the guy Clippy entrusted with his story. Maybe - probably - Clippy shared a bit more than just a story with this guy, if you know what I mean. Well, of course you know what I mean. Well, in case you don't, I mean that Clippy made his sexy little knock-knock-knock sound (trust me, that knock knock is no joke), said "It looks like you're in need of a deep penetrating Clippy conquest...and even if you're not, I don't care, because you're about to get Clipped," and then proceeded to, you know, conquer him.Repeatedly.But I digress. I felt a pang of jealousy, but then scrolled to the next, and final, sample page.Here is what it said, in its entirety: "*".Yes, an asterisk. I think it was Clippy saying "here is my tiny steel butt; toss my metallic salad, you loser who won't fork over three bucks to read more." Hahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avahra Posted April 18, 2015 Share Posted April 18, 2015 http://www.amazon.com/Leonard-Delaney/e/B00E86C4B0/ref=ntt_dp_epwbk_0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dateranoth Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 So much Clippy and friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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