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  1. Late night post just to say how special my weekend was and how much I appreciate all of the wonderful people I... https://t.co/tkXbCmMmwq

  2. @SexyDragonLady1 @Tuna05Lp Thank you so much, all this love is definitely making the work day easier~ let's keep Tuna in every Tweet today!!

  3. RT @RubberNinja: Having one of those nights where I can't sleep at all. Ever just stay up without sleep just to get a normal schedule back?

  4. RT @UberFacts: A group of Chinese singles bought every odd-numbered seat at a movie theater on Valentine's Day so couples wouldn't sit toge…

  5. RT @GreyTheTick: YOure a mean spirited biting asshole. http://t.co/3wkZc47Rfj

  6. Kevin Durant to his mom, "You're the real MVP." I can already see This Mother's Day card.#Hallmark #MothersDayCards

  7. Don't you EVER question why I have Bill Cosby quotes bookmarked.If you don't understand, you never will.#ZipZopZoobityBop#HeNeverSaidThat

  8. RT @Popehat: @adamsteinbaugh "I want a hand lotion without a telltale odor so mom doesn't look all sad when she comes into the basement to …

  9. RT @UberFacts: The ancient Japanese would wipe their anuses with a kusobera - A wooden stick who's name literally meant "shit spatula."

  10. Try to be like the dude, at ease in your own shell.#ReplaceFamousQuoteWithDude

  11. RT @missbadexample: Hey guys - I'm getting my nerd on tonight at 6pm PST with Lovecraft eZine, and RPing Call of Cthulhu! I'm stoked.http…

  12. RT @AblativMeatshld: Data that they had paid @juliemaybok of @bytesofknow to store. Good job, @juliemaybok of @bytesofknow. Well played.

  13. Now I won't be there when the roofies catch them all. Hope they have fun~#Drunknesia#PartyTillYoureMarried http://t.co/WLFe2wzZP1

  14. RT @l_DoThatToo: When I was younger I used to draw a sun in the corner of the paper. Always.

  15. Now I won't be there when the roofies catch them all. Hope they have fun~#Drunknesia#PartyTillYoureMarried http://t.co/q5cyCydtzJ

  16. RT @UberFacts: Studies show that men like women who wear less makeup.

  17. RT @young_LI1FE_: When you give a lot, you get a lot. Doing things for people you care about is time well spent.

  18. No yes, this is the proper time for me to wake up brain. That's why I slept early, for 2 FUCKING AM.#NotEvenGaming#HelloCeilingDots

  19. RT @GeorgeTakei: Another reason I love my husband so--Brad http://t.co/iK20fZlHFq

  20. RT @GreyTheTick: I react to the words "Japanese high school student" the same way I react to the words "Space marine." With a yawn.

  21. RT @UberFacts: Rimonabant, aka “reverse marijuana”, is a drug that has the exact opposite effects of THC -- Such as suppressed appetite and…

  22. So, exactly how hard are the @warriors gonna smash tonight?#Revenge#PleaseGod http://t.co/pgu584uRXX

  23. RT @Faperture: Just got an email suggesting I sign up for blackpeoplemeet dot com. I should probably sign up.

  24. *Hard at work*Fridge: "Heeeelp meee, only you can save me!"*Smash laptop haphazardly against wall and save the day*#FridgeLiberator

  25. RT @UberFacts: You can request a copy of the file the FBI has on you by sending a letter.

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